The House

Ok. Remember the deal with me and that weirdo at the Freedom Party? Well, I got the house! This is what it looks like:

Cool, right? Let me show you inside. I decorated it already! But I had to sign some kind of sheet. But I didn't read it. But WHO CARES!



Anyway. There are some weird things happening here. Guess what? A famous animal is there! Drum Roll Please. Cami, The Frog! She will be in my house for a photoshoot! I'M GOIN' HAVE FUN/

Narwhals

So, today I was at Hawaii in a volcano, minding my own business when this NARWHAL came in and tried poking me. I'm like, "WHAT PONIES AND MULES!?!?" Then the Narwhal stared at me.

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Then he said, "Your now my wife! Together we will raise 14 children! They will are be very beautiful! And then.."
I slapped him silly.
Anyways, he said I was his WIFE. Like, WHAT THE HECK. I'M A MAN.
Well, a kid at least. I'm 13 e_e
Then the Narwhal said "HOLD THE FRIDGE. MY NAME IS POKA-DOTS"
Then I'm like.. "Poka-Dots?" Then randomly, my friend, Poka-Dots grabbed a baby fish then flew away into the sunset. IMMA LIKE, "WHATTTT??"

THE END