So, today I was at Hawaii in a volcano, minding my own business when this NARWHAL came in and tried poking me. I'm like, "WHAT PONIES AND MULES!?!?" Then the Narwhal stared at me.
....
Then he said, "Your now my wife! Together we will raise 14 children! They will are be very beautiful! And then.."
I slapped him silly.
Anyways, he said I was his WIFE. Like, WHAT THE HECK. I'M A MAN.
Well, a kid at least. I'm 13 e_e
Then the Narwhal said "HOLD THE FRIDGE. MY NAME IS POKA-DOTS"
Then I'm like.. "Poka-Dots?" Then randomly, my friend, Poka-Dots grabbed a baby fish then flew away into the sunset. IMMA LIKE, "WHATTTT??"
THE END
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